What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
| Ghost jokes
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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A monster and a zombie went
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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What did the dog take when he was run down?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
| Cow jokes
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !