You know all that talk about backseat
| Car and train jokes
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los
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The bartender asks him
| Lawyer jokes
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversa
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What did one tooth say to the other
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."
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What's worse than a
| Women jokes
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.
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What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.