One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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What part of a car is the
| Car and train jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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What did the neurotic pig say to the
| Farmer jokes
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an
| College jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.
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Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.