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Why did the blonde tip-toe

| Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was

| Aviation jokes

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New

| Pig jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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All our pigs are learning karate.

| Pig jokes

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

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A cat and a mouse died on the same

| Heaven and hell jokes

A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a

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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.