What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Son: How much does it cost to get married,
| Marriage jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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A young naval student
| Military jokes
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.