Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your

| Easter jokes

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

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Mega Bites

| Book title jokes

Mega Bites by Amos Quito

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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your

| Marriage jokes

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What

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What sort of net is

| Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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Did you hear about the vampire who got

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just written to tell me he’s grown another foot !”