Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred

Tuba Player: Did you hear

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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

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Did you hear about the blonde who put

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Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

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Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?

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Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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When do computers

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When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

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Three women are about to be

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is

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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him. “Don’t move!” said the conductor. “We’ve called an ambulance.” “Naw,” said the boy, getting to his feet. “I ain’t hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!”