I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
| Bed jokes
I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
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What kind of dog is the smartest?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
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Professor: I forgot to take
| College jokes
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have
| Various animal jokes
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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Auntie Gladys
| Car and train jokes
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine! 'Never mind dear,' said auntie.
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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.