Did you hear about the monster with

A concerned husband went to a

| Marriage jokes

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something t

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What pill would you give to an elephant that

| Elephant jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar

| Ethnic jokes

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

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What are cows favorite party games?

| Cow jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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What did the pig call a manuscript?

| Pig jokes

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn’t see eye to eye with himself.