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Category: Bus jokes
Janet: What’s the
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
Conductor, do you stop
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at the river?
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Do buses and trains run on time?
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
What have I got in
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
Have you
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.
Conductor, this bus
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of the bus.