Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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The bartender asks the guy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby
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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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How do hens encourage their football teams
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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What should you do if a monster runs
| Monster jokes
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.