How can you tell an Italian witch
| Witch jokes
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
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Two storks are
| College jokes
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do
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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
| Gorilla jokes
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
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The policeman arrived at
| Police jokes
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. "Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
| Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).