What is an astronomer?
| Space jokes
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
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Have you seen the bus website?
| Bus jokes
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
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An Irishman went into a post office to see if
| Letter jokes
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?" "You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman. "Won't you see the name on the envelope?"
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An accountant is having a hard
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!