Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
| Blonde jokes
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in
| Elephant jokes
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
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Why doesn't Santa hitch
| Pig jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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What did the fireman say when the church
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
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What's a rabbits' favourite car?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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