Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a

| Bus jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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What reindeer can jump higher than a

| Christmas jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What does the hungry monster get after he's

| Monster jokes

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just

| Pig jokes

The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."

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Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!