Who went into a witche's den and came out
| Witch jokes
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
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Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
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A football supporter's favourite
| Christmas jokes
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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What happened to the
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
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Camper: There's
| Food jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. “What happened to you?” asked Bill. “Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asks Clinton. The driver replies, “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”