What do you call a scruffy,
| Insect jokes
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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Mum, is it true my baby sister came
| Baby jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
| Lawyer jokes
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
| Christmas jokes
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
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I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?” “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”