One day a guy was driving with his

A traffic Policeman recently

| Police jokes

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment a

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One day Mullah was beating his donkey

| Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

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Q: Did you hear about the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed

| King Kong jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

| Horse jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

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One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, “I did that by accident.” She replied, “I know that, daddy.” He replied, “How’d you know?” The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE! afterwards!”