Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
[ read more ]
If you had one dollar and you
| School jokes
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !
[ read more ]
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
| Bath jokes
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
[ read more ]
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
[ read more ]
What are ants called when they run away very
| Insect jokes
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
[ read more ]
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been?” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”