How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
| Food jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," C
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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
| Blind jokes
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. "Not at all," said the blind man
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Jane's father
| Restaurant jokes
Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!