Bill:”My homework is really difficult

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have

| Various animal jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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A good samaritan was walking

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after

| Food jokes

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

| Book title jokes

The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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What's a cow's favourite love

| Humor jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

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Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”? Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”