Q: How many alto sax

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for

| Marriage jokes

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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Which rabbit was in Western movies?

| Rabbit jokes

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

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How do you catch the Easter

| Easter jokes

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately'

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An elderly woman

| Dirty jokes

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. "So, did you do it?" his lawyer asked. "Of course no

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.