How do you make a Gorilla float?
| Gorilla jokes
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
| Mouse jokes
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
| Weather jokes
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
| Dog jokes
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
| Cat jokes
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him 6,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, “That will be $6,000 in principal, and $18.40 in interest.” The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away. “Wait sir,” the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow? The man smiled. “Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for t wo weeks and pay only $18.40?”