What do you call a cow with no front legs?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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Pa's being
| Cow jokes
Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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A wife was
| Marriage jokes
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
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What is the proper weight for a
| Lawyer jokes
What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!