Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
| Criminal jokes
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Why was the lady's hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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Stan: I won 92
| Bath jokes
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
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What do you call the place where parrots make
| Bird jokes
What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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A police officer stopped a young man for
| Police jokes
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the
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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!