An American tourist is
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
| Women jokes
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV
| Computer jokes
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
| Business jokes
Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.
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An American, a
| Ethnic jokes
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurse
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Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time? Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!