Hickory hickory dock.
| Mouse jokes
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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Men are like plungers.
| Men jokes
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac
| Journalist jokes
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat". Mother Jones : "Bush can't swim".
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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. “Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!” The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. “Yes?” asked the instructor. “Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”