Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
| Horse jokes
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!
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Why don't chickens like people ?
| Bird jokes
Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
| Dog jokes
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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God is sitting up in his ivory
| Religious jokes
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. "What about Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 yea
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
| Business jokes
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
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Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !