What did the mouse say when his friend
| Teeth jokes
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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Men are
| Men jokes
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doe
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Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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Where do Martians drink beer ?
| Space jokes
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
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First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”