What is the opposite of a
| Weather jokes
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
| Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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Now my motto in
| College jokes
Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"
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Why was the student witch so bad at
| Witch jokes
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
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A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?’