Two cannibals were having lunch.
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Your Momma's so black she got counted
| Yo momma jokes
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.