Barty and Dunny met in a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinne
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Look over there! Said the frightened
| Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Q. How did the blonde die
| Blonde jokes
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
| Halloween jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
| Various animal jokes
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
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In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?”