My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
| Idiot and fool jokes
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"
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Deep
| Various animal jokes
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again whi
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First cannibal: Who
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
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A tiny but
| Old age jokes
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!