Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck
| Spelling jokes
Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect
| Music jokes
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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What do you call an accountant without a
| Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost'
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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
| School jokes
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.