Why didn't the internit get any
| E-mail jokes
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Why do pigs run into trees?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
| Monster jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?” “My motto is let bygones be bygones.” “That’s good. Why did you choose that?” “Then I wouldn’t have to take any history classes!”