What does a Gorilla learn first in
| Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
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What was Camelot ?
| History jokes
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
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Two political candidates were having a
| Political jokes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me.” “That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?” “You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife. . .”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”