Why are there flotation devices under

What lives in apples and is an

| Apple jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy

| Cowboy jokes

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "L

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

| Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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A guy walks into a bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"

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United

| Aviation jokes

United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?