How do snails get their shells all

Tower: Shamu two-two, please

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

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Ever hear the

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.

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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot

| Vampire jokes

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife

| Hunting jokes

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and start

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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.