What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter

When is a black dog not a black dog ?

| Dog jokes

When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

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Bill Clinton

| Clinton jokes

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".

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I've never been much on fashion, but got

| Marriage jokes

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.

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Q: What do you call

| Blind jokes

Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)

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Q: How did the

| Blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.