Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Q: What will you never say about a
| Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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What is a vampire's
| Vampire jokes
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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United Airlines FA: “Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we’d like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called “touch down.”