Yo mama head so small she use
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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What happened to the lost cattle?
| Cow jokes
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
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What do you call a big irish spider ?
| Insect jokes
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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Me: "What is that noise?"
| Computer jokes
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Some
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What's grey, stands in a river when it
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
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The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.” “I don’t think I’ll be there,” the boy said. “You don’t even know your way to the post office.”