Why should you never invite a pig to join your
| Pig jokes
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin
| Ethnic jokes
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?'
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Men are like bank accounts.
| Men jokes
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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As the airliner was preparing to land in
| Aviation jokes
As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate. "Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. “I didn’t think much of the knife thrower, did you?” said Geoff. “I thought he was great!” enthused Don. “Well, I didn’t,” said Geoff. “He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn’t hit her once.”