Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
| Bird jokes
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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For all of you with teenagers or who have had
| Cat jokes
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane effo
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If you drop this book in a pig
| Pig jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter ” Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!”] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says ” Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast.” The man says ” well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have.” The bartender says ” Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?” The man looks at him and says ” Fifty cents.”