Yo mama so poor
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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A Director arrives below and is met by
| Heaven and hell jokes
A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly lik
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One day, little
| Dirty jokes
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al
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Teacher:"To which family
| Elephant jokes
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
| Judge jokes
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone. “He’s about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there ’cause I figured ain’t nobody ’bout to steal him.”