Customer: Give me a hot dog.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
| Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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A mother was teaching her
| Children jokes
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into tempt
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
| Snowman jokes
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.