Teacher: What's a robin?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.
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How do dolphins send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
| Ant jokes
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I’ve only come up with one: Lying.