Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a
| Computer jokes
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.
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What's the difference between an Italian
| Ethnic jokes
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."
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Which snakes are found on cars?
| Car and train jokes
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.
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An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”