What did you think of our website?
| Internet jokes
What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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It was Halloween and three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g
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Why don't whales eat sushi very
| Various animal jokes
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
| Clinton jokes
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband wi
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How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.