What did the neurotic pig say to the

A young banker decided to get his first tailor

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in

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Why is it that at class reunions

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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?'

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Why did the kangaroo love the little

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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A baseball manager who had an

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A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second a

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Q: How is a penis like

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Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.