What's gray and furry on
| Mouse jokes
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
| Easter jokes
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
| Burger jokes
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping
| Dog jokes
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.